Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

Top 10 Worst Pick Up Lines

Lame Pickup Lines That Just Don't Work on Women
by Michel O'Connor

This list showcases the top ten overused, abused and pathetic excuses for pickup lines. Please, do not attempt to use these lame pickup lines on anyone, they just don't work.

1.“Is it hot in here, or is it just you?”

--- The most overused pick up line of all time.

2.“If I told you that you had a nice body, would you hold it against me?”

3.“Is that a mirror in your pocket? Because I can see myself in your pants!”

4.“Did it hurt?”


-“When you fell from Heaven.”

---This pickup line, at best, will provoke the gag reflex.

5.“I’ve lost my phone number, can I have yours?”

---This pickup line only makes you look stupid.

6.“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put “U” and “I” together.”

--- makes you look dorky

7.“Would you care for some sex and pizza?”

---"A likely unfavourable response”

-“What’s the matter, don’t you like pizza?”

8.“Your legs must be tired because you’ve been running through my mind all day.”

--- Agh!

9.“Your father must’ve been an astronaut, because your butt is out of this world.”

--- Said by the loud mouth schmuck”

10.“If one of your legs was Thanksgiving and the other was Christmas, could we meet between the holidays?”

---Just plain rude.

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